Monday, July 20, 2009

Queen's Meme: The Mission Impossible Meme

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?

I wouldn't bother them, I don't think. And I am a guest afterall. I mean c'mon, I'm on the moon! What could I possibly NEED besides LIP BALM & clean underwear?!!?

2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.

What is the first thing you would write on the board?

"I know ALL your names & where you live, you lil' b@$tards!!!"

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?

I'd probably read it for a while...until I couldn't hold in my feelings anymore. Then I would ask him/her what their deal/problem is? And that THAT is very uncool...especially if they are using MY REAL NAME and not his/her REAL NAME.

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?

Well, something from the dollar store-duh! Oh, but I'd need tax...so, something non-taxable from the dollar store (I prefer the Dollar Tree though...so I'd buy my item from there).

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?

Well, I don't cook...very well. So I'd order some Thai food. They seem like they'd like Thai. ;}

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?

Say..."MIKE, not again! You KNOW you could NEVER be as beautiful as me." ^_^

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.

I would choose...3-Nirvana & peace of mind...although it was a tough call between that one & perfect health!

Please play The Queen's Meme HERE.


15 Curious people had this to say...:

Demented Wench said...

"I know ALL your names & where you live, you lil' b@$tards!!!"

Thank you, I needed a laugh quite badly. :)

cindy said...

i love question six...lol!

Mimi Lenox said...

What you said to Mike cracked me up! Hah! Very clever. Nothing rattles a woman..does it?

EVE said...

Thanks friends!

^_^

You're welcome Wench. :)

Mimi Lenox said...

Whew! For a moment I thought you called me a wench in which case you would have had to spend time in the dungeon.
That was a close call...

Autumn said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, the dollar store!! I just couldn't think of a thing!

Mimi Lenox said...

The commandment you wrote last week has been placed in The Royal Blible.
http://mimiwrites.blogspot.com/2009/07/royal-blible.html

Mejis said...

"Mike, not again!" lol I like that!

EVE said...

No, Queen Mimi, I would never say that word to you! I know only bad things would happen if so! :)

Ooo, I made it to the Royal Bible!?? What an honor, thank you so much my Queen.

And thanks for reading/commenting fellow friends!

Vanniedosa said...

ahahaha "not again?" ow mike, what are you up to? ahahaha great answers!
mine's up and its HERE!

Enjoy your Tuesday!

Mys said...

Great answer about catching Mike trying on your clothes.

Mys said...

Love the answer to number 2.

Mejis said...

Come get your awards. I have two for you. They are in two different posts though...lol

jennifer said...

"you could never be as beautiful as me" - great answer!

The teacher one was funny too.

Nessa said...

LMAO love the #2.